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Thumbs down DJ Wesley Wayne: "DENVER'S BIGGEST DJ"

Okay I have to say something about this.

This guy makes _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ look like the coolest guy ever.

Last night at Sutra, this fucker instigated a fight between 15 skaters, that were so into the movie being shown, that they were outside not watching a minute of it, and Ray and I. Then he, his Avery Phantom hat, and all his bitch firends promptly got there asses handed to them. He also made sure to tell me that he was the "Biggest DJ in Denver" and that we should be honored that he played our night. I mean he trainwrecked Megadeth into Slayer with greatest consistancy I've ever heard. Dude had no concept of what a DJ actually does.

If you know this guy, kick him in the balls.

If you meet this guy, kick him in the balls.

If your myspaz friends with him, kick him in the balls.

Beard guy, you're cool. But Wesley Wayne... Fuck You Buddy.

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Sounds like a dynamite individual.
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:43 AM
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BC Surf and Sport knows how to pick DJs. That is for sure. Great night otherwise. I just can't believe how much of a prick this kid was.
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Default Re: DJ Wesley Wayne: "DENVER'S BIGGEST DJ"

guy just looks like a doucher...pic looks like it was taken out front of shag.
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Default Re: DJ Wesley Wayne: "DENVER'S BIGGEST DJ"

Man I can't believe you'd hit a woman...for shame!
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guy just looks like a doucher...pic looks like it was taken out front of shag.
Biggest doucher I've dealt with in years. Even had a orange leather jacket.

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Man I can't believe you'd hit a woman...for shame!
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?



Just read his myspaz. His own words make him look like a bigger douche than I ever could with this thread.
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:57 AM
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yeah it was ridiculous skaters are such pussies they are so small they have to hide behind each other except for the two dudes i knocked over in one push and the dude i stole in the face
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yeah it was ridiculous skaters, these days, are such pussies...they are SO easy to bitch slap into next tuesday
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^^^DAMN RIGHT GRETCHEN
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I think it's the tight girl pants they wear...restricts their balls so much, they don't drop thus directly affecting their ability to fight
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I've got nothing against skaters. This guy was douchebags in his own right.

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Default Re: DJ Wesley Wayne: "DENVER'S BIGGEST DJ"

I'm imagining Graham and Ray fighting 15 skaters and a dude with tight pants and an orange leather jacket and it's making me LOL
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i'm glad i was back in the car slamming a 40 when this happened


or i'd definitely get fired for being in jail today


real sick night tho
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